God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
There's always time for handjobs
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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