This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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