do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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