seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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