So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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