There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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