And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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