at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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