I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Randomize
