I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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