it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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