we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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