We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
