smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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