Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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