Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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