And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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