Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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