Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
