Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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