How'd it feel making her break her religion?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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