When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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