i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
well most of my day revolves around power hour
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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