All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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