OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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