I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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