Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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