I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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