Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Moan for me like Helen Keller
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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