Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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