I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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