I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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