I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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