I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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