check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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