I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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