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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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