That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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