bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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