covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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