ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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