Im at strip club and am horny
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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