Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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