guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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