Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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