i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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