just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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