Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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