do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
