Your tits are I can't wait for
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
