weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
and you fell through a lawn chair
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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