I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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