So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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