ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So vagazzling was a success
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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